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It’s Not Okay

08.10.2010

No, people, it is NOT okay to suck face with someone else (or more) in public places.  I’m not talking a small peck on the lips.  I’m talking full-fledged tongue on tongue. It reminds me of my grandmother trying to eat a chicken wing with no dentures.  Slobber everywhere.  *shudders* If you’re drunk, I might [...]

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I Need Honesty . . . Honestly

07.22.2010

Let me get down and dirty when I have to say how annoyed I get when you’re “talking” (yes, “talking” as in the “I possibly might want to date you” sense) to someone and they make the implications that they’re not “talking” or “seeing” anyone else, when in reality they are (and no, @brywvu842jets, this [...]

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What’s Wrong with this Picture?

07.21.2010

Am I not smart enough? Cute enough? A good conversationalist? Why can’t I find a good man? It seems every one I date is a tool bag, or rather turns into one, and those that seem nice enough to be on my pick list either aren’t interested or are already seeing someone. Does anyone out [...]

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Men, Seriously?!

07.14.2010

Can I pick a bone with you men for a moment, please? Since when did every woman you meet want a relationship with you?  I met someone Friday evening, had a great time, got his number and asked if he wanted to hang out and his answer?:  ”I have to be honest, I just got [...]

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If Winning Isn’t Everything, Then You’re a Loser

06.30.2010

There. I said it. Winning, to me, is everything. I love competition. I love competition even more when I get to rub their grubby faces in the dirt and spit on them afterwards. I go into this because my girls soccer team came out this year at the top of their division. We took first [...]

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I Am a Blonde . . . True Story!

06.09.2010

I don’t think I spoke about the fact that two weeks ago, I was in car accident, did I?! Oh, of course I did . . . I love you all too much to leave you out of any detail of my life. And if you really want the detail details, you should follow me [...]

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Now I Remember

06.07.2010

I’m not a huge drinker.  I probably drink 4 nights a week, but that only means a drink, not multiple.  So when I had a cookout Saturday and stayed up until 5 AM playing beer pong and having a blast with my friends, I was reminded Sunday why I don’t drink. I forgot what a [...]

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Sleep Texting Is NOT Okay

05.27.2010

Last night, I sleep-texted. For most, it would be quite funny, but for me, when you’re sending very personal descriptions via text to people you wouldn’t normally talk about those things with, it gets a little . . . eh . . . embarrassing? I’ve been doing well with my sleep deprivation lately.  I’ve been [...]

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Unattractiveness in Pairs Is Even More Unattractive

05.25.2010

Sunday evening, I was out with @brywvu for a few cocktails, food and some conversation.  While I realize I was in the great state of West Virginia (for those of you down south, you can equivelate all jokes about Arkansas to West Virginia), I sometimes cannot stop and be awed by the amazing things I [...]

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Late Nights and Girl Talk

05.20.2010

I am so utterly exhausted right now.  On top of not being able to sleep for the past two weeks more than a few hours each night, I have also subjected myself to so much “fun” (really!) that I stay up later than I should.  I haven’t seen one AM on a week day in [...]

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