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It’s Not Okay

08.10.2010

No, people, it is NOT okay to suck face with someone else (or more) in public places.  I’m not talking a small peck on the lips.  I’m talking full-fledged tongue on tongue. It reminds me of my grandmother trying to eat a chicken wing with no dentures.  Slobber everywhere.  *shudders* If you’re drunk, I might [...]

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I Need Honesty . . . Honestly

07.22.2010

Let me get down and dirty when I have to say how annoyed I get when you’re “talking” (yes, “talking” as in the “I possibly might want to date you” sense) to someone and they make the implications that they’re not “talking” or “seeing” anyone else, when in reality they are (and no, @brywvu842jets, this [...]

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Birthday Recap

07.20.2010

I promise I didn’t die over the weekend, although I was sure my friends were attempting to make that happen. Anywho, my birthday weekend was an absolute blast and I owe it all to my wonderful, spectacular friends.  Although I have to admit, I was a little disappointed because those friends of mine whom I [...]

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Men, Seriously?!

07.14.2010

Can I pick a bone with you men for a moment, please? Since when did every woman you meet want a relationship with you?  I met someone Friday evening, had a great time, got his number and asked if he wanted to hang out and his answer?:  ”I have to be honest, I just got [...]

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Now I Remember

06.07.2010

I’m not a huge drinker.  I probably drink 4 nights a week, but that only means a drink, not multiple.  So when I had a cookout Saturday and stayed up until 5 AM playing beer pong and having a blast with my friends, I was reminded Sunday why I don’t drink. I forgot what a [...]

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Sleep Texting Is NOT Okay

05.27.2010

Last night, I sleep-texted. For most, it would be quite funny, but for me, when you’re sending very personal descriptions via text to people you wouldn’t normally talk about those things with, it gets a little . . . eh . . . embarrassing? I’ve been doing well with my sleep deprivation lately.  I’ve been [...]

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Unattractiveness in Pairs Is Even More Unattractive

05.25.2010

Sunday evening, I was out with @brywvu for a few cocktails, food and some conversation.  While I realize I was in the great state of West Virginia (for those of you down south, you can equivelate all jokes about Arkansas to West Virginia), I sometimes cannot stop and be awed by the amazing things I [...]

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Late Nights and Girl Talk

05.20.2010

I am so utterly exhausted right now.  On top of not being able to sleep for the past two weeks more than a few hours each night, I have also subjected myself to so much “fun” (really!) that I stay up later than I should.  I haven’t seen one AM on a week day in [...]

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Drunks Make Me Laugh

05.14.2010

Yesterday was your typical day in an office setting. The hustle and bustle of people trying to get out client files.  Fast-typing on laptop keyboards.  Phone call after phone call after phone call.  The receptionist calling your name over the PA 100 times while you’re just trying to take a piss, woman!!!  And then, of [...]

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Men: YOU SUCK.

05.11.2010

Okay, those of you I know IRL, you most likely know my relationship’s been on the rocks the past few days. However, let me rant for just a second to the rest of the interwebs.  After all, that IS what this little thing called a blog is for, right? First, relationships always have their ups [...]

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