Sometimes, I Just Want to Punch You in the Face

. . . in light of the recent events that have transpired in my life, I bring you a list of all those things that just, well, make me want to punch you in the face . . .

• when you pull in front of me while on the road and I honk at you and shake my fist and instead of apologizing and acknowledging that you made a mistake, you instead, have the nerve to actually flip me off
• when you knowingly ignore me and then get pissed off at me just because I call your flaw out
• you call me your friend only when you need or want something
• you act like my friend to my face, but then turn around and become the biggest back-stabbing bitch there ever was
• when you act all sneaky with things like I can’t know what they are . . . realize that I’m going to find out sooner or later. I have eyes and ears everywhere. Just ask my ex-husband.
• when you ask for my opinion and then flat out don’t listen or strike it as all wrong.  Don’t ask me if you don’t really care to hear it.
• when you’re a mortgage company and can’t make a damn decision regarding my house.  I mean, REALLY.  You’re gonna lose less money if you just take the offer at hand instead of going back and forth giving me excuses.
• when you cost me more money to keep my house up and running just because you can’t come to a decision (see above).
• when you tell me I’m a priority in your life, yet make no effort to make it appear that way.  Hey, ever heard of the saying “Actions speak louder than words”?
• when you’re supposed to be a doctor that has the answers to my medical mysteries, but deem everything as “inconclusive”
• when you can’t get up for an older lady on the local commuter knowing there are no other available seats left.  Seriously, is chivalry dead?
• when you get so upset over the petty shit in life.  GROW UP.
• when you act like you’re better than the rest of the world just because you’re a “Christian”.  Have you looked in the mirror lately?
• when you judge me over something knowing the same flaw exists in yourself.  I’m not here to help build you up by making me smaller (like that will ever happen . . . my ego’s too big for you in here as well! HA!)
• when you tell me I can’t take my ex-husband off an old joint checking account that I want to “bring back to life” without needing him to physically sign a release form, but allowing me to just close out the account and open a new one in just my name.  REALLY?!
• when you make me watch all your stupid shows and then make comments all throughout the ONE of the week I want to watch.  Stop being a pussy and just deal with it (totally for A, you guys, and you damn well know it!)
• when you’re an ignorant cashier who has an attitude just because you have to be at work and actually serve people.  Bitch, you chose the job, so do it with a happy face!!! I do people’s taxes for a living.  You think that’s fun!?!?!  Hell no. But the fact of the matter is that I chose my job and I do my best to serve my clients well.  Your job is easy.  Get over yourself.  And maybe a face lift, too, to take those frown wrinkles you’re forming away just because you’re having the worst day ever because, heaven forbid, you have to work a six-hour shift (OMG, whatever will we do!?).

I’m generally annoyed with people lately.  The saying is coming true for me, “the more people I meet, the move I love my dog[s]“.  I mean, what is wrong with the general population anymore?  Can no one just give a polite smile as they pass by someone or, I don’t know, actually apologize and say they’re sorry when they’ve been in the wrong?  My God people, wake up.

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