Alice. Dear, Alice.

I’m a huge Tim Burton fan . . .

I’m an even bigger Johnny Depp fan.  How can you say this man is not the sexiest man alive?  And I dare you to comment and tell me you think otherwise.  We may very well start a rivalry.

So putting the two of these together?  Throb-worthy.

In my eyes, Alice in Wonderland was a total hit.  The only part that annoyed me was the sniffing coming from behind me and the baby crying in the front.  Don’t ever go to the movies with a cold . . . or a newborn for that effing matter (who does that?!).

There was action, adventure, the crazy lunatic side of Depp that I so love and fell in love with many years ago when he did The Secret Window.  Dear God, my heart was pounding the entire time, regardless of that wretched hair and makeup job.  Oh?  And when he did the futterwacken at the end?  I melted.

I know the quality of the video above sucks since it was obviously taped in a theater, but you get the picture.

I recommend each and every one of you to see this movie.  I wouldn’t be surprised if it wins something major this year.  Also, it is #1 right now, can you believe it?  It hit $116 million in its opening weekend.  And I was a part of that grand jury that it was set on trial with.

NOW GO AND WATCH IT.  I promise you won’t be disappointed.  I honestly wished they would have changed the ending a bit and strayed from the ever-popular ending Through the Looking Glass.  I just wish Alice would have stayed in Underland and been with the Hatter.  I would have instead of going back and living a life of loneliness and hard work that she did!

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