I find it oddly amusing when I hear men say, “Never trust something that bleeds for several days and doesn’t die” like we’re some kind of curse to them.
Yeah, so what? We bleed. We have hormones. But you know what? Regardless of the fact that blood comes gushing out of our vag, we are incredible, incredible pieces of work.
I mean, really. Look at us. We’re beautiful. We have these perky (if we’re lucky, at least) little things that sit on our chests and make us tall and proud. We have these curves that just make your eyes oogle out of your head. We have hips to *ahem* give you the gift of life. We have amazing, sexy, sculpted legs.
Put it all together and you’ve got Barbie, the epitome of perfection. And I can guarantee to you that if Barbie were a real-life human being, reagrdless of the fact that her feet wouldn’t be able to support her weight or that her boobs would be twice the size of Dolly Parton’s and give her incredible back pain, SHE WOULD STILL BLEED FROM HER VAGINA, TOO.
Somehow, I don’t think Ken would have been with her if she couldn’t give him a family. And what family isn’t complete than without a screaming, shitting baby?
Exactly. So you men out there who have this thing against us women talking about our periods like it’s some curse word, GET THE HELL OVER IT.
It’s the only way to give you a child. Hell, it has a lot to do with our libido as well. Without the outflux of hormones, we would be pissy bitches that would just eat you alive like a praying mantis.
I will talk about my period. I will talk about the pain that encompasses it (because each one of women know that if you had to go through the same thing as we when it comes to “that time of the month”, you’d be whining and crying for your mama because you couldn’t handle it).
That’s right. You men are pussies.
And yes, in case you were wondering, I had mine last week.
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Ah-friggin'-men!!! Whenever I hear a guy spazzing out about being forced to acknowledge women's menstrual cycles, I just want to tell him, “MAN UP, TAMPON!”
And mooooog's post just so happens to be a post of his fearfulness today. Haha. Karma's a bitch.
Ah hells yeah lady! I will talk about it, I will complain about it, and every once in a while… I may accidentally bleed on your bed….
LMAO
I talk about my period and pms SUPER often. And when I don't talk about mine, I talk about other people's. Ha!
I had mine last week too!!! (Maybe we're period buddies)
Looks like Barbie and Ken are gonna have to adopt though. Lack of genitalia is definitely a bit of a hurdle when it comes to having a baby…
We very well could be…. I've found a few women in my lifetime with whom I share vag tracks.
Also, Barbie and Ken rather disgust me. I mean really, who's that perfect?!
Totally agreed. It's almost like it's socially unacceptable for guys to not frown or be pussies when you mention anything that has to do with your privates that isn't porn. Come on. Bathe in poo-jokes? That's totally fine. Mention just a little bit about blood, the world comes to a screetching halt. Psch.
Yes! I love you for this! If they bled out of their penii (I LOVE that word) every month, they'd be bragging about that shit! At least we don't try to squirt it all over their faces and asses and backs like they do us with THEIR baby batter. Sheesh.
That has happened to me before…the guy acted like it was the end of the friggin' world. Grow some fucking nuts.
Yes! I love you for this! If they bled out of their penii (I LOVE that word) every month, they'd be bragging about that shit! At least we don't try to squirt it all over their faces and asses and backs like they do us with THEIR baby batter. Sheesh.
That has happened to me before…the guy acted like it was the end of the friggin' world. Grow some fucking nuts.
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